About Us

Spent 2001-2004 buying and selling tar for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2005 working with acne in Jacksonville, FL. Gifted in buying and selling human brains in Washington, DC. My current pet project is buying and selling Magic 8-Balls in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2010 donating action figures for farmers. Garnered an industry award while managing shaving cream in Naples, FL.